Toilet bitch

warning: this one is really lame.
I do believe I have changed the toilet paper roll more times here in a month than in an entire YEAR in my own home, living with less people. This is not because I never change the roll at home, but because here, NO ONE ever changes it.
I think there is a direct connection with this to the previous post on dog poo. In my amateur medical opinion, it seems these people, this very rare and complex group, actually do NOT want to admit or address the fact that they actually have bowel movements. Therefore, anything related to bodily waste can only be completely ignored. Otherwise, the entire civilization will surely fall.
While I feel for them, I just don't feel bad enough. I really don't care if they all vanish in a poof-or a fart, as the case would be for them, and deservedly so, I must say.
Thank you, and don't forget to flush.